mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
