i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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