Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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