nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Floor bacon is actually really good
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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