What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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