Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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