I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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