I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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