Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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