I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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