This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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