he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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