The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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