is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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