glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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