dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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