Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you traded sex for a burrito?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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