I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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