DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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