just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
