I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Do vagina's smell?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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