you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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