where does the pee come out of this thing
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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