kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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