i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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