Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
