hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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