The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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