My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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