I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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