I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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