Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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