he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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