yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I have fence marks all over my body
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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