That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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