Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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