Banned from zoo.
Again?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No subtext here. People are naked.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize
