we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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