once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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