Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm sobbing to NWA
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