I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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