fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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