there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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