yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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