I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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