i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
