She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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