Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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