Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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