They should really pass out barf bags in church
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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