4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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